Tenet Outraged by Bush’s Misquote of “White Men Can’t Jump” Reference
Saying that he was only talking about a pivotal scene from the
“I said to the President, ‘And then Wesley Snipes slipped past the defender, leapt into the air…and made a slam dunk!’ How he equated this with Saddam Hussein’s quest for nuclear weapons is beyond me.”
White House spokesman Tony Snow was quick to pounce: “Even though I have a very soothing voice which would lead you to entrust me with house-sitting your pets, I have some skeletons in my closet which leave me open to blackmail. Therefore I condemn Mr. Tenet as a lying sack of bleached flour who needs to abandon this ploy of selling books on the back of anti-Bush propaganda.”
The SNS crack research team rented a copy of “White Man Can’t Jump” and skipped to the aforementioned “slam dunk” scene. Indeed one of the extras in the background appears to resemble Saddam Hussein if he were a white rollerblader in purple shorts. Therefore we side with Mr. Tenet and recommend that you purchase his memoirs, “At the Center of the Storm: My Years at the CIA,” so as subsidize his retirement and to read more lies about the 9/11 “attacks.”
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