Something Very Bad Is About To Happen, So Here’s An Article About Princess Diana

Government officials have been talking very seriously about the possibility of a terrorist attack this summer. The US economy is doing so poorly that the dollar is virtually on par with the lowly Canadian dollar. With so much to worry about and so many serious possibilities to consider and prepare for, Superior News Service has decided to do its part by providing you with this article about Princess Diana, who died nearly 10 years ago but hell, you can never know too much about the beautiful Princess of Wales.

Born Diana Frances Spencer in 1961 to members of the British aristocracy, blah blah blah, don’t pay attention to the signals that foretell difficult times ahead. She had four siblings, though one died at birth, blah blah blah, did you ever consider how convenient it is for the government to warn about terrorism and then what do you know, it happens? Crazy coincidence or what!

She married Prince Charles in 1981, blah blah blah, did you ever consider that if a major attack occurred which even temporarily derailed the economy, you would need supplies such as food, water, first aid, even firearms to protect you and your family?

She died in a suspicious traffic accident on August 31, 1997, blah blah blah, you too may die unceremoniously if our what de-Matrixed minds foresee as coming to pass before the 2008 elections indeed happens. Diana, we miss you, rest in peace.

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