Chertoff Terror Risk Warning Stems From ‘Butt Feeling’
After facing a day of heat since declaring an increased terror threat in the
“We all know that since I hold dual American and Israeli citizenship that my allegiance is not to be trusted,” Chertoff began. “Therefore I am full of shit, and the terror warning came from the butt. And when I get a butt feeling of this magnitude, I simply must let it burst out, no
When asked whether he has any belief in his mind, rather than the gut or butt, about the likelihood of an impending terrorist attack in America, Secretary Chertoff said, “Well, since the 9/11 attacks which we pinned on Muslims, we’ve invaded two Arab countries while simultaneously leaving our 2000-mile southern border completely unguarded. If there aren’t any terrorists in the country by now…I guess we’ll just have to try harder with the next fake attack.”
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