American Housewives Receive Free Hanging Plant Spy Cams To Fight Terror
Cathy Anderson remembers the paralyzing fear and devastating sorrow she felt in wake of the
This week Mrs. Anderson assumed another bold responsibility by joining the vanguard of American homes to place innocuous-looking hanging plants which house a hidden camera, distributed by Department of Homeland Security.
“We’ve got to do our part to fight the terrorists,” she says. “You never know where they might be hiding—on the couch, in the pantry, even in the coat closet waiting for the right time to strike! Now I feel safer…and I’m helping my country.”
DHS spokesman Kenneth Fast explained the new program’s logistics: “We’re calling it the HANG Program, which stands for Homes Against Naughty Guys. Over the last six years we’ve completely secured the
The plants come in three varieties: Spider, Fuchsia, and Purple Heart (the latter already a housewife favorite). Each does need to be watered, and if short on nutrients the camera emits an audio clip which says, “Feed me or the terrorists will see me.”
SNS, greatly impressed with Mrs. Anderson’s War on Terror credentials, asked whether she had ever considered further efforts such as buying a firearm, stockpiling emergency food, or visiting a wounded
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