At Local Gun Shop, Customers Of Different Races Peacefully Stock Up For Coming Civil War
At Gun World in Burbank, Ca, local residents of diverse backgrounds could be seen peacefully coexisting as they shopped for the high-powered rifles, shotguns, and ammunition to be used against one another after the US economy collapses and the streets erupt in a blaze of primitive rage.
Arman Dojdojian, an Armenian dry cleaner shopping for a new .40 caliber handgun, cordially made room beside the display case for fellow shopper Kurt Hoover, a Caucasian mechanic who may one day soon pulverize Dojdojian’s chest with a buckshot blast during a close quarter San Fernando Valley turf battle.
“You know,” Dojdojian says, “we’re all just good people looking to protect our families and property.”
Meanwhile Mexican-American Pablo Henriquez engages future nemesis Arthur “Cheerio” Williams, an African-American, in a knowledgeable discussion on the best scope to attach to one’s high-powered rifle. And up at the front counter, Korean-American Mike Lee gets a valuable ammunition lesson from store employee Terry Aglubub, a Filipino possibly destined to kill him with a sniper’s bullet.
As these people from all walks of life purchased big-time firearms and massive amounts of ammunition, one could feel a quiet glow blanket the bustling store, as if this colorblind commerce were fulfilling the dream of the Founding Fathers and Martin Luther King, Jr.
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