Oil Reserves On Saturn’s Moon Prove Dinosaurs Had Advanced Intelligence, Space Travel
Scientists revealed recently that Saturn’s hostile orange moon Titan is rich in liquid hydrocarbons, possessing possibly hundreds of times more than the known oil and natural gas reserves on planet Earth. Oil has always been assumed to be a fossil fuel, so scientists were stumped as to how a hitherto uninhabited planetary body could come to be so full of this resource.
That’s when Danish paleontologist Jakob Jensen appeared, bearing a theory that dinosaurs were far more than the scaley, oversized housepets as portrayed in action-packed Hollywood thrillers like Jurassic Park 8: You Can’t Keep a Good Species Down.
“For many years of independent research I have been ignored and ridiculed,” Jensen explains, “but finally here is some definitive proof of what I have been saying: the dinosaurs not only had advanced intelligence, they were capable of space travel. The abundant fossil fuel on Saturn’s moon Titan reveals that this place must have been where they all went after getting bored with Earth. I never accepted the meteor theory anyway.”
Jensen believes sometime around 70 million years ago an immense convoy of Dino-Saucers took the entire array of dinosaur species across space to Titan, where they lived and played for perhaps another 10-30 million years before realizing that there was no air to breathe or vegetation to eat. He says the fossils we find on Earth today are from other dinosaurs that had “died previously of natural causes.”
Other controversial scientists say the Titan discovery gives credence to the idea that oil is abiotic, that it is a naturally occurring substance. They cite
“You think if dinosaurs can travel through space they can’t dig a hole? They probably were researching the inner workings of the planetary core.”
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