Man Takes Second Job To Pay For All The Toilet Paper His Girlfriend Uses

Three months after moving in with his girlfriend of one year, Minneapolis resident David Greene has been forced to take a second part-time job in order to pay for her toilet paper habit.

“I just can’t believe how much Julie goes through in a week,” an exasperated Greene explains. “Of all the things I imagined that could test our relationship, something like this never came to mind. Now I truly understand why they say you should first live with a person before getting married, because I’ve had several serious girlfriends in the past…who knew???”

When asked for comment hospital nurse Julie stated: “World War I medic stations had a lot to soak up too, ya know. I don’t see him criticizing the Kaiser.”

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