Heavy Metal Music Blamed for All-Day Apartment Cleaning
It was a gruesome scene Saturday morning at the
But six hectic hours later Mills and Kelly had completely cleaned up the mess, even going so far as to scrub down the bathroom and clean out stovetop grease and grit dating back to previous tenants. Sources can reveal that heavy metal music is being blamed for this unprecedented act of all-day apartment cleaning that has left the world in shock, existential crisis, and general stupefaction.
“It went on all day,” says chilled-to-the-bone neighbor Andrea Mendez. “Right at
Mills freely acknowledges the music’s power. “We woke up all hung-over and couldn’t believe the mess. That’s when Brett popped in ‘Rust in Peace’ and I knew it was on.”
Details remain sketchy but the roommates agree that over the course of the day they cycled through a sick mix of the aforementioned speed metal, melodic Swedish death metal, German power metal, old school
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