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American-Born Drivers Excited About May 1 Immigration Rally

If the illegal immigration rally that took place in Los Angeles May 1, 2006, is any indication, American-born drivers are in for a treat tomorrow as traffic on the freeways will fall to levels not seen since the 1960s.

“It was like, we got from Pasadena to Santa Monica in 15 minutes,” recalls a teary-with-nostalgia Jonathan Teller. “And later we took the 405 to see a friend in North Hollywood for dinner, I thought we were in a Star Trek warp.”

Sources close to SNS say that if the traffic is this good a second straight year, many Americans plan to organize their own rallies for the illegals to attend in hope of more days where it doesn’t take two freakin’ hours to get anywhere in the LA area.

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