Goth Punk in Expensive Leather Outfit Waits Patiently at Crosswalk
Contrary to the unwritten protocols, local goth-punk Luke Anderson obediently pressed the crosswalk button and waited for the light to change before crossing the street on his way to Starbuck’s for his favorite coffee beverage.
Two fellow self-inflicted outcasts, calling themselves Rat and Kevvo, witnessed this highly offensive demonstration of poseur-like behavior and proceeded to beat the shit out of Luke. Kevvo explains: “Look at this clown—he spends $300 of his parents’ money to tell the world he represents anarchy, vampirism, death, destruction, and general disregard for society’s rules. But then he waits at the crosswalk like a bank employee or a little old lady. Fuck him!”
“Yeah, fuck him!” Ratt added. “I hate how these kids, now they can go to a couple stores and all of a sudden they’re punk. It took me at least three weeks to put together my outfit, and even then I wasn’t homeless for another two months.”
After the beating Luke took his bruised face and torn leather jacket to the home of Tyler Hall, a soon-to-come-out-of-the-closet homosexual who wears Cradle of Filth t-shirts despite not liking metal.
When asked about the beating and its motivation, Luke had this to say: “I know why they did it. I told them Green Day was too heavy for me, and that AFI was too scary, so they think I’m a pussy. But one day, when I’m homeless too, they’ll respect me. Anarchy oi!”
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