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Blackwater Security Guards Accused Of Taking Viagra During Wild Weekend At Baghdad Brothel

The madam of The Baathouse brothel in eastern Baghdad has sued the Blackwater USA security firm, alleging that four of its employees got pumped-up on Viagra while engaging in connubial relations with numerous prostitutes over the weekend of November 10th.

“I take good care of my girls and they are not used to the power and stamina of the Viagra Penis,” laments a visibly shaken Shada Al-Hasan. “I demand that Blackwater pay for the income lost due to the fact that my girls were occupied with them and not able to please other customers.”

Blackwater USA declined an interview with SNS, but we did receive from a trusted anonymous source an Instant Messenger screenshot alleged to be from one of the accused security guards, which reads: “Dude, we banged those burqa-faced broads for two days straight! I swear, nothing else helps clear the head after a hard week of slaughtering civilians.”

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