Man Loses Mild Skirmish With Cancer

Terrance Hill of Baltimore passed away last night after a mild skirmish with cancer. The divorced office manager was 38 years old.

Mr. Hill was diagnosed with stomach cancer eight months ago but repeatedly postponed treatment sessions. But finally, two weeks ago he reported to Maryland General Hospital seeking relief for grinding intestinal pain which made it difficult for him to eat, walk, and complete standing backflips.

Here he engaged cancer in a mild skirmish before being defeated and forced to pull back into a defensive position inside an urn, much like during the Civil War Battle of Middleburg in 1863, when a Union-led skirmish at Pot House forced William “Grumble” Jones’s Confederates to retreat.

Hill will be remembered by his surviving parents and ex-wife as a man whom they knew who died.

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