Federal Reserve Feared Developing New Weapon of Mass Currency Deflation

It may have taken the Federal Reserve almost one hundred years to deflate the American dollar by 95%, but economic-terrorism experts fear its masterminds may be developing a new weapon of mass currency deflation in order to finally kill it off.

The all-powerful Fed, the private company signed into law two days before Christmas in 1913 which prints money out of thin air and then charges the government interest on it, still remains a mystery to most Americans despite being almost solely responsible for devaluing their money and having rendered saving it a losing proposition.

Now a shocking training video obtained by an alert video store clerk shows that the Fed may be in the process of developing an even worse weapon of mass currency deflation—one that doesn’t take a century to kill its victim.

The unnamed clerk was processing a stack of returned DVDs when he opened up the case for Shrek 2 only to find another disc with “Top Secret: Dollar Assassination Tactics” written on it in black marker.

In the video we see three men wearing business suits and ski masks drawing diagrams onto a chalkboard. One chilling sequence shows a US dollar sign being circled and crossed out by a bold chalk-stroke. The men appear to be addressing a room of about twenty agents, and in the final segment command them to repeat the chant: “Down with the dollar, long live the Amero!”

The Amero is a possible replacement currency that will merge the US dollar with the Canadian dollar and Mexican peso, and is a buzz topic among conspiracy-minded internet bloggers and chatrooms. No doubt the existence of this damning DVD will fan the flames of speculation.

Meanwhile the Fed is printing up another billion or so fiat dollars at interest, which will be shipped to Iraq on pallets, and in three months the price of apples will increase 20 cents a pound.

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