Fed Gives Struggling Local Business $2 Billion Cash Infusion
Al’s Tire Shop in Wichita Falls, TX, has fallen on hard times over the past two years, seeing a 35% drop in business in the past six months alone. So the Federal Reserve is stepping in with a $2 billion cash infusion before things really get out of hand.
According to Fed spokesman Ted Grenderson, “For nearly 100 years our private conglomeration of banks has stood as a storm wall protecting the
And just hours before press time, SNS has learned that Billy Morse, who lives five houses down the street from Al, will also receive $85 million to prop up his poorly run lemonade stand.
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