Frequent Tooth Fairy Visits Small Consolation for Meth Addicts

22-year-old Janice Smith thought she had seen the last of the Tooth Fairy some ten or twelve years ago when her last molar came in. But having become addicted to crystal meth since she started dating fellow addict Brian Jennings last October, she’s lost six teeth and three more are on brink of falling out.

“I’ll admit it’s nice to get a few bucks for each tooth,” Janice mumbles through her gummy mouth, “but meth is expensive and shit, I can’t eat solid food anymore.”

The Crystal Meth Recovery Network has a new slogan targeting sufferers of meth mouth: Bust Pay Mo Poo Brugs.

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