Condoms From Dollar Store Probably Not Worth The Savings

Fresh out of college, Earl Martin moved to the Los Angeles area last month to pursue a career in screenwriting. He packed his life into his 1997 Nissan Maxima and moved into a studio apartment in North Hollywood, where rent is high and decent-paying jobs for fresh American imports are scarce. That’s why discovering the 99 Cents Only chain story was a godsend.

“It’s this huge store packed with everything from tupperware to canned food to detergent. And nothing is more than 99 cents! With all the inflation there’s been in the past few years, I just can’t believe there’s a store so cheap.”

But of the thousands of affordable and useful products 99 Cents Only stores carry, there is one item Mr. Martin will not be purchasing: condoms.

“Hey man, I appreciate the fact they strive to carry everything, but if I get some chick pregnant because I wanted to save a couple bucks on condoms… I don’t know if I’d even do that to one of my characters.”

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