Serial Killer Doesn’t Have a Middle Name

Kenneth Briggs is on trial for a two-week killing spree in late 2005 that covered four states that left six people dead. After intense media coverage, legal tap-dancing, and exhaustive psychological profiling, the only fact that has pretty much everyone mystified is why doesn’t Briggs have a middle name?

Criminal profiler Chad Coates explains: “Mr. Briggs has led a troubled life, but simply no one could have anticipated the head-chopping spree he went on—he doesn’t have a middle name, for Christ’s sake!”

Coates refers to the long history of notorious three-named killers like John Wayne Gacy, James Edward Pough, and Charles Fucking Manson.

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