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Sex Offenders Register For A Chance To Win

Los Angeles County has taken a bold step in trying to keep tabs on its mushrooming sex offender population. Between now and the end of the month, all sex offenders who submit their information to the county’s database will also automatically be registered for a chance to win a children’s tricycle.

“The idea behind the prize,” says county supervisor Keisha Johnson, “is that many of these offenders prey upon children. Now, the tricycle is a form of bait, it entices the demented side of their brains to the point that it overpowers the more rational side which would be hesitant to be entered into our system.”

So far the ploy has been a great success in just its first three days, with over 5,000 sex offenders having already dutifully registered.

“Yeah, I can’t wait to get my hands on that tricycle,” Riverside resident Antonio Sanchez says. “I can just see a little boy riding it, and me with my camera behind him taking pictures…”

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