Photographer Snaps Picture Of Homeless Man, All Social Problems Solved

When Max Reid saw a shoeless homeless man lying in the grass last week, the freelance photographer knew what an opportunity had presented itself. With little fanfare he whipped out his Canon EOS 12.8 Mega Pixel Digital Camera and snapped the shot soon to be heard round the world.

Three days later the Denver Post published his photo on the front page of its Tuesday edition, and instantly the nation’s social problems were solved. Poverty, drug addiction, mental illness—all cleaned up with the click of a shutter.

“I feel so honored,” says a smiling Reid. “To have stumbled upon this sick, frail man and been able to do so much for America—it hasn’t sunk in, honestly I don’t feel worthy.”

Congress took notice of this amazing development by committing $8 billion that had been earmarked for mental health for the upcoming assault on Iran.

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