Illegal Alien Paralyzed In Drunk Driving Accident Laments That He Will Never Again Run Around All Over This Country
Guillermo Diaz, a twenty-three-year-old Mexican citizen who came into the
The culprit? Diaz, a night of drinking
Aware that had he sustained these injuries in any other country he likely would have died, Diaz still struggles with the reality of his lower body paralysis.
“My fellow Latinos from Central and
“Now,” Diaz chokes through tears, “I will never around all over the country again. What is there to live for?”
Diane Sedgwick, veteran nurse in the area of spinal injuries, says that Diaz’s plight is very common among illegal aliens involved in drunk driving accidents.
“Over the past twenty-five years we have virtually perfected a method which restores hope to paralyzed illegals. The Midway computer game company designed a virtual reality program which simulates for the user the sensation of running around all over this country. I’m confident we’ll have Mr. Diaz off suicide watch within a month of using the simulator.”
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