Ex-Con Unimpressed with Selection of Big Black Dick

Within 24 hours of his release from Michigan’s Riverside Correctional Facility, Ken Martin knew he had been spoiled by prison’s selection of big black dick. “On the inside you could get all shapes and sizes, but out here,” he says, surveying the surrounding intersection, “most of these guys are white, for one, and two, if they’re black they probably don’t swing that way.”

Martin entered the prison population a straight white male who had only spent a few months in county lockup in 1998, but while serving seven years of a 13-year sentence for armed robbery he became a changed man. Because only then, while cycling through a series of Michigan’s maximum security prisons, did he discover the wonderful world of big black dick. Now he says there’s no going back.

“What can I say? I’m spoiled. And once you’ve had the best, it’s hard to settle for anything less.”

When asked if he would consider committing another crime in order to get sent back to prison, Martin says that option is on the table but hopes to use the prisoner reentry program as means to tap into some big black dick on the outside.

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