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California Wildfire Psychic Right…Again!

In yet another show of unprecedented spot-on accuracy for any type of psychic ever, California Forest Service staff psychic Joyce Owens predicted the fires that ravaged Griffith Park and Catalina Island last week.

Statistics show that in 17 of the last 17 major fires in Los Angeles County, Ms. Owens predicted each the day before it began. Upon her prediction an alert is broadcast across area radio stations, then mysteriously and magically within 24 hours a fire breaks out, whereupon firefighters are called in to work shifts that pay double- and triple-time, and then local fire departments get budget increases for the following year.

Mrs. Owens declined to comment on her uncanny skill and refused to make any non-fire related predictions.

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