Tribute Song In The Works To Commemorate Kanye’s Mama’s Death
by Al Broker
The nation shed a collective tear this week upon learning of the untimely demise of famed hip-hop mother Donda West. West, who died after receiving sound medical advice and then ignoring that advice, was 58 years old.
Bob Pendergrass, of Boonville, Ohio, reflected the country’s somber mood in the wake of the latest rap-world […]
Heavy Metal Music Blamed for All-Day Apartment Cleaning
It was a gruesome scene Saturday morning at the Sacramento apartment shared by Aaron Mills, 24, and Brett Kelly, 22. The pair had hosted a birthday party for Kelly’s girlfriend Maya the night before, and the bachelor pad was now a wasteland of beer cans, pizza boxes, and spilled potato chips.
But six hectic hours […]
Goth Punk in Expensive Leather Outfit Waits Patiently at Crosswalk
Contrary to the unwritten protocols, local goth-punk Luke Anderson obediently pressed the crosswalk button and waited for the light to change before crossing the street on his way to Starbuck’s for his favorite coffee beverage.
Two fellow self-inflicted outcasts, calling themselves Rat and Kevvo, witnessed this highly offensive demonstration of poseur-like behavior and proceeded to beat […]
Satanic Israeli Death Metal Band Drops Inverted Star of David From Logo
Citing frustration with people “just not getting it,” David Kataan aka Lord of Goatness, vocalist for Israeli death metal band Ooze of Centuries, has decided they will drop the inverted Star of David from its logo on their next demo.
“All the Scandinavian death and black metal bands pretty much covered the anti-Christian thing, I can’t […]
Cabo Wabo Be Damned, Illegal Aliens CAN Drive 55
In a sharp rebuke of US rock legend Sammy Hagar, and clearly unimpressed by his Cabo Wabo Cantina located in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, millions of Latino illegal alien drivers prove daily on American highways that they indeed can drive 55 (or under), and in the left lane to boot.
Visual studies conducted by many American-born […]
Kathmandu Residents Still Awaiting Bob Seger’s Arrival
32 years after he proclaimed “If I ever get out of here, I’m going to Katmandu,” residents of this beautiful Nepalese city still await a visit from rock legend Bob Seger.
Ekavir Kumar, a 78-year-old chicken farmer, simply cannot understand what has kept Seger all these years. “He is a rich man, surely he can […]
Jazz Improv Saxophonist Gets Exclusive Fiddle Faddle Endorsement
Sonny “Magic Fingers” Bryant, who is known for his extended improvisational saxophone solos, yesterday signed a four-year endorsement contract with tasty treat manufacturer Fiddle Faddle.
“Sonny brings to the table everything that we’re stand for,” said Fiddle Faddle president Norm Hollman, trying to speak over the barrage of notes coming from Bryant’s instrument. “There’s nothing like […]