Blackwater Security Guards Accused Of Taking Viagra During Wild Weekend At Baghdad Brothel
The madam of The Baathouse brothel in eastern Baghdad has sued the Blackwater USA security firm, alleging that four of its employees got pumped-up on Viagra while engaging in connubial relations with numerous prostitutes over the weekend of November 10th.
“I take good care of my girls and they are not used to the power and […]
Two US Toddlers Captured by Enemy Father
This past Wednesday afternoon in Des Moines, two US toddlers were captured while playing in the backyard. Sources say that the insurgent who took them prisoner was one of the children’s fathers, who is upset over custody terms in ongoing divorce proceedings.
In the past something like this was called a kidnapping and local law […]
Military Recruiters Eyeing High School Sports Second Stringers as Top Draft Picks
With the new war season right around the corner, US military recruiters are scouting the nation’s high school sports facilities for hot new prospects. “We’re focusing primarily on landlocked states,” says Brigadier General Anthony Ford. “We find that people in the Midwest and Bible Belt Areas have a lower education level and higher […]