Illegal Alien Paralyzed In Drunk Driving Accident Laments That He Will Never Again Run Around All Over This Country
Guillermo Diaz, a twenty-three-year-old Mexican citizen who came into the United States illegally two years ago, lies immobilized at a Los Angeles County hospital. His spine is severely damaged and he is not expected to walk again.
The culprit? Diaz, a night of drinking Corona at the apartment of a fellow illegal, and the drive […]
Photographer Snaps Picture Of Homeless Man, All Social Problems Solved
When Max Reid saw a shoeless homeless man lying in the grass last week, the freelance photographer knew what an opportunity had presented itself. With little fanfare he whipped out his Canon EOS 12.8 Mega Pixel Digital Camera and snapped the shot soon to be heard round the world.
Three days later the Denver Post […]
Man Does Not Find ABC Drama Thought-Provoking Enough To Come Out Of Coma
Carl Henderson was injured in car accident last fall which left him in a coma. His wife Angela has sat beside him daily at the Centreville, Virginia, trauma facility where he has been receiving treatment. As painful as it has been for Mrs. Henderson to see her husband incapacitated, she finds it more […]
Older Homosexual Administers First AIDS To New Trophy Boyfriend
When 45-year-old Jeremy Acres returned to his bedroom after slipping into something more comfortable to find his 18-year-old date Tyler Tubbs naked and breathing passionately on the bed, the HIV-positive former lifeguard knew what to do.
He immediately threw off his silk bathrobe, dove under the sheets, and performed life-taking first AIDS. When mouth-to-mouth only […]
Man Loses Mild Skirmish With Cancer
Terrance Hill of Baltimore passed away last night after a mild skirmish with cancer. The divorced office manager was 38 years old.
Mr. Hill was diagnosed with stomach cancer eight months ago but repeatedly postponed treatment sessions. But finally, two weeks ago he reported to Maryland General Hospital seeking relief for grinding intestinal pain which […]
Grocery Store Tomato Actually Tastes Like Something
Like finding a diamond in the rough, Erie Lakes resident Karen O’Brien bought a tomato from a major chain grocery store on Friday, only to discover on Saturday that it had the look, feel, texture, and taste of a real tomato.
“I’d only have felt more shocked if I had been executed in the electric chair. […]
Amnesiac Flying for First Time Since Memory Loss Fascinated by Pre-Flight Safety Video
Last Friday Todd Avery, who suffered significant memory loss when several large wooden boards fell onto his head during an apartment renovation project three months ago, was captivated by the safety demonstration video played on his first flight since the accident.
“I am still in shock,” Avery said from his parents’ home near Chicago, where he […]
Wary Of Ethical Concerns, Desperate Family Turns To Apple Stem Cell Research
Nine-year-old Timothy Crane has been suffering the ravages of a brain tumor for almost three years, and fearing that his young body can’t hold out much longer the boy’s desperate family is turning to an unlikely source for a cure: apple stem cell research.
“We’re not a particularly religious family,” says father Alan Crane. “However, my […]