Market Soars After Fed Lowers Standards, Bangs Paris
By Panos Ridikolos
Kevin Federline, former husband of celebrity singer and neo-paparazzi skinhead Brittany Spears, was seen partying with none other than Paris Hilton over the Martin Luther King Holiday Bash weekend.
The announcement sent shockwaves that rippled through the pavement on Wall Street, causing the market to soar a reality-denying 2%, yet another reflection of Americans’ […]
Something Very Bad Is About To Happen, So Here’s An Article About Princess Diana
Government officials have been talking very seriously about the possibility of a terrorist attack this summer. The US economy is doing so poorly that the dollar is virtually on par with the lowly Canadian dollar. With so much to worry about and so many serious possibilities to consider and prepare for, Superior News Service […]
Man Does Not Find ABC Drama Thought-Provoking Enough To Come Out Of Coma
Carl Henderson was injured in car accident last fall which left him in a coma. His wife Angela has sat beside him daily at the Centreville, Virginia, trauma facility where he has been receiving treatment. As painful as it has been for Mrs. Henderson to see her husband incapacitated, she finds it more […]
Former Wrestling Champion Refuses to Remove Belt in Airport Screening Line
The passenger screening line at Boston’s Logan airport was delayed for nearly half an hour Monday when former WWF wrestling champion Alonzo “The Alligator” Torres refused to remove the belt from his jeans while passing through a metal detector.
A just-released security camera video shows a much agitated Torres standing firmly in the face of several […]