Immigrant Female Shoppers Just Love America’s Free Shopping Carts!
Of all the many freebies and perks that entice women to emigrate to America—legally or otherwise—nothing is proving more popular or functional than the shopping carts provided free of charge each visit by grocery stores.
“In my country,” says Armenian mom Bela Dojdojian, “you must carry the bags home from store. But in America you […]
Scottish-Americans Rediscover Their Roots, Honor Victims of Kilt Famine
While most people are familiar with the Great Potato Famine that ravaged Ireland in the 1840s and spearheaded a wave of immigration the United States, few remember an equally disastrous epidemic that struck its neighbors across the sea some twenty-five years later.
That’s why today Scottish-Americans seek to promote awareness about the Great Kilt Famine of […]
Frequent Tooth Fairy Visits Small Consolation for Meth Addicts
22-year-old Janice Smith thought she had seen the last of the Tooth Fairy some ten or twelve years ago when her last molar came in. But having become addicted to crystal meth since she started dating fellow addict Brian Jennings last October, she’s lost six teeth and three more are on brink of falling out.
“I’ll […]
Anheuser-Busch Launches New Brew: Bus Fare Beer
Last year Anheuser-Busch’s marketing department, in a joint effort with the research and development team, stumbled upon a large, untapped segment of the nation’s beer-drinking population: middle-aged homeless men in need of bus fare.
“The irony was,” reports Anheuser-Busch researcher Marjorie Brown, “that in all our clinical trials in which we gave said homeless man the […]
KC Chiefs Cheerleader Looking Forward to 2007-08 Season, Keeping Clothes on While Dancing
Omaha native and current Kansas City Chiefs cheerleader Brandi Maxwell is eagerly looking forward to returning for her second season waving pom-poms on NFL sidelines, especially because it means she will be able to dance for money without having to strip naked and sit on Japanese businessmen’s laps for extra tips to pay for her […]
eBay Celebrity Getting Used to Still Not Being Recognized in Public
He’s been selling vintage t-shirts full time on eBay for three years now but still no one has ever recognized Phil Alterman out and about. “It’s amazing,” the owner of user ID shirtswithballs says. “I’ll be shopping at Ralphs or partying at Red Lion and no one will come up to me and […]