US Postal Service Considers Taking Every Monday Off
Anyone who runs a mail-order business is painfully aware that the United States Postal Service (USPS) seems to be closed almost every other Monday, especially between Labor Day and President’s Day. Therefore it will come as no surprise that USPS officials are debating a new plan that would reduce customers’ exasperation and surprise by simply […]
Oil Reserves On Saturn’s Moon Prove Dinosaurs Had Advanced Intelligence, Space Travel
Scientists revealed recently that Saturn’s hostile orange moon Titan is rich in liquid hydrocarbons, possessing possibly hundreds of times more than the known oil and natural gas reserves on planet Earth. Oil has always been assumed to be a fossil fuel, so scientists were stumped as to how a hitherto uninhabited planetary body could […]
American Housewives Receive Free Hanging Plant Spy Cams To Fight Terror
Cathy Anderson remembers the paralyzing fear and devastating sorrow she felt in wake of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. In the last six-plus years, while American armed forces have battled mustachioed enemies thousands of miles away, this Republican housewife has done her own tour of duty in the War on Terror. She tunes […]
Teacher’s Caucus Blunder Turns Latin Class Into Sex Ed, Parents Offer High-Tech Solution
by Panos Ridikolos
The incident began with a simple question during a classroom discussion about the American primary election process. When asked by sixth grader Karen Arness to explain the meaning of the term “caucus,” rookie teacher Marcus Perendev incorrectly defined it as Latin for “male private parts.”
It’s easy to understand the importance of teaching […]