Market Soars After Fed Lowers Standards, Bangs Paris
By Panos Ridikolos
Kevin Federline, former husband of celebrity singer and neo-paparazzi skinhead Brittany Spears, was seen partying with none other than Paris Hilton over the Martin Luther King Holiday Bash weekend.
The announcement sent shockwaves that rippled through the pavement on Wall Street, causing the market to soar a reality-denying 2%, yet another reflection of Americans’ […]
Fed Gives Struggling Local Business $2 Billion Cash Infusion
Al’s Tire Shop in Wichita Falls, TX, has fallen on hard times over the past two years, seeing a 35% drop in business in the past six months alone. So the Federal Reserve is stepping in with a $2 billion cash infusion before things really get out of hand.
According to Fed spokesman Ted Grenderson, “For […]