Blackwater Security Guards Accused Of Taking Viagra During Wild Weekend At Baghdad Brothel
The madam of The Baathouse brothel in eastern Baghdad has sued the Blackwater USA security firm, alleging that four of its employees got pumped-up on Viagra while engaging in connubial relations with numerous prostitutes over the weekend of November 10th.
“I take good care of my girls and they are not used to the power and […]
Houses For Sale Burn In Latest Malibu Wildfire
In a posh neighborhood already hurting from the ongoing nationwide mortgage meltdown, residents who couldn’t sell their homes now look forward to claiming insurance money for them after fires fueled by the Santa Ana winds destroyed them this weekend.
“Our house was on the market for 18 months,” laments Hollywood producer Carl Mercer, “and we were […]
High School Football Coaches Accused Of ‘Giving A Blow’ To Underage Players
Gerald Hawkins, third-year head coach of the Sturgood Knights High School football team, and assistant coach Barry Kell, came under suspicion of performing sex acts upon a minor after police obtained video of the team’s last game. The tape, shot from the Knights’ sideline, shows Hawkins on three separate occasions point to a player on […]
Tribute Song In The Works To Commemorate Kanye’s Mama’s Death
by Al Broker
The nation shed a collective tear this week upon learning of the untimely demise of famed hip-hop mother Donda West. West, who died after receiving sound medical advice and then ignoring that advice, was 58 years old.
Bob Pendergrass, of Boonville, Ohio, reflected the country’s somber mood in the wake of the latest rap-world […]