UPS Launches New Hitchhiker Shipping Option
Noting the improved delivery time of its traditionally inefficient Ground Shipping service in recent years, leading shipping company UPS has added a new slower option, Hitchhiker Shipping. “We’re reaching out to the customers we lost who saw UPS Ground as their choice for inexpensive rates and extremely poor delivery time,” says company spokesman Christopher Judge. [...]
Chertoff Terror Risk Warning Stems From ‘Butt Feeling’
After facing a day of heat since declaring an increased terror threat in the US, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff admitted this afternoon that it was simply a “butt feeling.” “We all know that since I hold dual American and Israeli citizenship that my allegiance is not to be trusted,” Chertoff began. “Therefore I am [...]